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James Bierman Bouncer as Bouncer. Simon Schatzberger Steven as Steven. Steven Berkoff Arnie as Arnie uncredited. More like this. Watch options. Storyline Edit. In a remote part of the countryside, a bungled kidnapping turns into a living nightmare for four central characters when they cross paths with a psychopathic farmer and all hell breaks loose. Sleeps six bloody comfortably. Comedy Crime Horror Thriller. Did you know Edit. Goofs When David drives to the nearby village to make the phone call he parks his car facing the opposite direction he is to return.

After the call and after his encounter with the village folks he returns to his car and drives off without reversing his car. The car was automatically reversed. Quotes David : She alright?

Crazy credits Stay till the very end of the credits for an additional scene. After the scene fades to black "Fin" appears onscreen, followed with a question mark a few seconds later to read "Fin? User reviews Review. Top review. Serkis in undeniably the star of this film. Director Paul Andrew Williams wanted to "write a film that cost no money and was all set in one place". And the first sixty or so minutes stuck to this agenda pretty well; Two brothers kidnap the daughter Jennifer Ellison of a wealthy man, he sends out two crazy Chinese guys to kill them, nerdy brother Peter Reece Shearsmith looses the all important mobile phone and older hard-man brother David Andy Serkis swears a lot, all in the confines of a deserted cottage.

The dialogue is just about snappy enough to keep this interesting. And then they end up in another cottage and the blood bath begins. Weston as Mrs. Paige Segal Mother on the phone as Mother on the phone. Matthew Solomowitz Pete as Pete. Chris Jaymes. More like this. Watch options. Storyline Edit. Not Rated. Did you know Edit. User reviews 22 Review. Top review. Silly unbelievable yet somehow kept me interested. This movie kept me interested but at the same time the acting wasn't great but most of all the story and events were all very unbelievable.

Kind of seemed like a group of teenagers made the movie rather than adults. That said, I watched it all way through and despite most things about this movie being very bad, it somehow kept me interested, whether it was the astonishment of how bad it really was and wondering whether it could get any worse or wondering where the story was going, I'm not totally sure.

Details Edit. Release date October 12, United States. United States. Security [hour]. Car park [free of charge]. Car park [on-site]. Rental car. Bicycle rental. Food and dining.

Breakfast options Asian. Restaurants on site Restaurant. Cuisine: Asian. Puskesmas Nusa Penida Ii Lembongan m. What's nearby. Sanur Beach Jungut Batu Beach 50 m. Distances shown are straight-line distances on the map.

Actual travel distances may vary. Property policies. Children and extra beds Extra beds are dependent on the room you choose. Children year s. If you need an extra bed, it will incur an additional charge. Guests 9 years and older are considered as adults. Must use an extra bed which will incur an additional charge. Others When booking more than 5 rooms, different policies and additional supplements may apply.

Some helpful facts. Check-in from : Check-out until : Number of rooms : 6. Room voltage : Year property opened : Property announcements. Compare to other recommended properties. Inna Sindhu Beach Resort and Hotel.

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Time of the year. Don't miss out! All guests 89 All guests 89 Business traveler 1 Couple 45 Solo traveler 22 Family with young children 8 Family with older children 7 Group 6. Show reviews that mention. All reviews great location 5 Swimming pool 4 Beach 4 Housekeeping 1. Showing 62 verified guest comments Sort by Most recent Rating, high to low Rating, low to high Most helpful. Sara from Australia. Superior Air Conditioning Bungalow. Stayed 4 nights in September Reviewed September 10, See room deals.

Did you find this review helpful? Yes No. Mayur from India. Stayed 2 nights in June Best beach side cottage. Reviewed June 26, Did you?

Tero from Finland. Stayed 3 nights in March Reviewed March 18, Fenna from Australia. Stayed 4 nights in March Reviewed March 14, Standard Fan Bungalow. Stayed 3 nights in October Reviewed October 09, Linda from Australia. Stayed 5 nights in April Reviewed May 06, Anama from Indonesia. Solo traveler. Suite Room. Stayed 3 nights in February Reviewed February 04, Pam from Canada. Family with young children.

Stayed 1 night in January Reviewed February 12, Stayed 2 nights in April Awesome pool. Reviewed April 21, Family with teens. Stayed 14 nights in July Not the best, not the worst. Good value for money. Reviewed July 26, Dr from India.

Stayed 2 nights in July Reviewed July 22, Evelyne from Canada. Stayed 4 nights in January Very nice bungalow! Reviewed January 22, Lesley from United Kingdom. Stayed 7 nights in February Reviewed February 29, Vincent from United States. Stayed 1 night in February Staying at Joe's spot was soooo lovely!

Reviewed February 18, Paul from United Kingdom. Stayed 5 nights in February Reviewed November 23, Standard Bungalow Air Conditioning. Stayed 2 nights in January Reviewed February 02, Ian from Canada. Stayed 5 nights in December Helpful staff. Reviewed December 19, Reviewed July 10,